Or, The Impassionate Dreams of a Famous Rap-Star and the Woman who Beats Him for Rapping Whilst Eating Sandwiches  
   Noisome Beasts:
A short novel.

 
 
 
 


 

Welcome to my first book! Download and read it for free!

Noisome Beasts was completed on June 27, 2008. It's a short novel that tells the compelling story of Todd, a young rapper who is determined to seek out Reginald Vel Johnson, the man who played Carl Winslow in the hit TV show Family Matters. Aided by several bags of cheese puffs and his mathematician-historian friend Edgar, Todd travels to Wichita in hopes that he can discover his true father and, in doing so, compose a rap song that will haunt history for all of eternity.
It's a pretty amazing work.

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The book is available for download in several formats through this website:

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Creative Commons License
Noisome Beasts by Robert Chatham is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

Put simply, this means I'm giving away the book for free. I hope you like it; if so, please feel free to pass along a link to anyone else who might enjoy this. You can do almost anything you want with it, as long as you aren't making a profit - share it online, email it to friends, print out copies and give them away at a fancy tea party! Just don't take my name off as author.

Why do this? I just want people to read and enjoy what I write. If you happen to be a publisher or literary agent interested in helping me release this or future works, please feel free to contact me through his site; I'd love to hear from you.

 


 
 
       All text copyright Robert Chatham 2008